The Republic of Angel 12 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.599 billion Angel 12ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Angel 12ian economy, worth 78.7 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,244 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Angel 12 in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angel 12's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Angel 12 is ranked 163,413^th in the world and 26^th in Starland for Most Developed, scoring 55.03 on the Human Development Index.